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Yesterday: 3 giggles, 1 squee
Technically, all these things happened yesterday, but I never quite got around to posting them:
3 giggles
Scene: At work. I'm shelving when a woman starts wandering the shelves making general "I can't find the frakking thing" phrases to her friend.
Me: Do you need a hand?
Woman: We've looked up a book on the computer, but we can't find it on the shelves. The computer said the shelf number was 'lost twothousandand' --. oh! Lost.
Woman facepalms, I smile sympathetically until I can go out the back and giggle madly.
Scene: At home. I've burnt myself and earned myself neck muscle sieze-up from performing correct burn care. I've taken up Dad's kind offer of a massage, and am giving him traffic directions.
Me: Up a bit, bit more. There, ok, push and maintain the pressure.
Dad: *puzzled* Push?
I'm opening my mouth to explain: yeah, like you do in preperation for anal sex.
Me: *catches tongue* *quivers silently for a moment. I'm not sure he noticed*
Scene: Later that night, on the net. I have a very disturbing and kinky fetish: I visit Christian movie sites and read the reviews. (Incidently, they did a pretty reasonable one of Serenity) In a side bar for most reviews they have a list of "relevant questions" pertaining to issues raised by the movie in question. Mostly, they're along the lines of: "What does the bible say about sex and marriage?" or "Why did God create fossils?" and so forth. For the movie Into the Blue (Jessica Alba in bikini, yes?) it has a single "relevant issue". "Why are people supposed to wear clothes?"
1 squee
While wandering imdb.com I found Aeon Flux is being made into a movie! Starring Charlize Theron! And, baby, it looks goooood!
3 giggles
Scene: At work. I'm shelving when a woman starts wandering the shelves making general "I can't find the frakking thing" phrases to her friend.
Me: Do you need a hand?
Woman: We've looked up a book on the computer, but we can't find it on the shelves. The computer said the shelf number was 'lost twothousandand' --. oh! Lost.
Woman facepalms, I smile sympathetically until I can go out the back and giggle madly.
Scene: At home. I've burnt myself and earned myself neck muscle sieze-up from performing correct burn care. I've taken up Dad's kind offer of a massage, and am giving him traffic directions.
Me: Up a bit, bit more. There, ok, push and maintain the pressure.
Dad: *puzzled* Push?
I'm opening my mouth to explain: yeah, like you do in preperation for anal sex.
Me: *catches tongue* *quivers silently for a moment. I'm not sure he noticed*
Scene: Later that night, on the net. I have a very disturbing and kinky fetish: I visit Christian movie sites and read the reviews. (Incidently, they did a pretty reasonable one of Serenity) In a side bar for most reviews they have a list of "relevant questions" pertaining to issues raised by the movie in question. Mostly, they're along the lines of: "What does the bible say about sex and marriage?" or "Why did God create fossils?" and so forth. For the movie Into the Blue (Jessica Alba in bikini, yes?) it has a single "relevant issue". "Why are people supposed to wear clothes?"
1 squee
While wandering imdb.com I found Aeon Flux is being made into a movie! Starring Charlize Theron! And, baby, it looks goooood!
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That cheered me up.
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I've only got two left now and they are the subjects im good at.
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I enjoyed the giggles, don't know the squee!
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its in my sekrit schedule :P
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Oh, way to make my night :)
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*cuddles*