Having just sat through a radio ad break...

[maharetr]

Woman's voice: [pleasantly]: Hello, Vegemite helpline.
Caller: When's my wife's birthday?
WV: April 12.

WV: Hello, Vegemite helpline.
Caller: [pained groan]
WV: Lots of water, and lots of toast, spread it on thick.

WV: Hello, Vegemite helpline.
Caller: [tearfully] Where are my keys?
WV: They're in the washing basket.

Vegemite, you win so much! I've just spent the the last ten minutes or so trying to find that online. Does anyone have miraculous Google-fu?

WorkChoices ad that tries to tell us that our jobs are safe by portraying elderly mothers as morons? *snarls* Way to make me hate you even more.

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[maharetr.livejournal.com]

It's the second time I've heard that, and I swear it makes me grin like a loon for at least half an hour after. So much love.