Current definition of:

Me:n. Having the appearance of doing uni work that really needs to be done, right now! Before it's too late!, while doing very little. In fact, is acquiring the ability to delegate by emailing various attachment things to uni-work-assignment partner that look good, and hopefully mean ... something. Meanwhile, doing very little (nothing) towards the essay which is due next week. Saying it's due next week is less scary than saying Friday, which is seven days away.

*panics in a calm, detached sort of way*

(Edited to add a message to my plot bunnies) Bunnies? Or rather, that little bunny that has the closing image for my current fic: any time you want to drop by. At all. Please come.