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Ok, I'm at uni. I have four major assignments due in as many weeks(ish) and I really should be working. Really should be working instead of randomly reading the past entries in friends' journals. Oh, yes. While I was studiously working, I managed to stumble across a link in Scotsnow's journal and have been doing the desperately-smothered-giggles thing so as not to disturb other studiously working people in the library.
We regret to announce the unpleasant passing of Maharet, who on the 3rd of December of this year was randomly bored to death by bears. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Not again!" just before expiring. Maharet is survived by a yellow lab named "Scurvy". Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.
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We regret to announce the unpleasant passing of Maharet, who on the 3rd of December of this year was randomly bored to death by bears. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Not again!" just before expiring. Maharet is survived by a yellow lab named "Scurvy". Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.
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